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Hi team,
This email initially got sent to everyones junk. I can't be bothered configuring an email provider so it doesn't; so I'm just resending it so if it was cleared from your junk it's now closer to the top.
I've also attached a mud map because Arianne wanted one and I love her. In summary though, it's in the big marquee; pretty hard to miss.
Address: -34.65984061384213, 117.88788184972248
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location We’ll be around Bolganup homestead for the whole weekend, so hopefully you’ve all got some accommodation within walking distance. We would love for you to be bumming around with us for most of the weekend, so mosey in anytime you’re free — there’s a pool table and table tennis. Be warned: you may get roped into some jobs.
connectivity Cellular is pretty trash in the Porongurups, so plan accordingly — if you need to reach us, text Dad (Peter) on 0455 239 229. We’re not in a tax bracket to afford Telstra. Otherwise, the homestead is the meeting place.
weather It’s down south in very early spring; it is going to be cold and might be wet. We’ve prepped for all weather so it’ll be great regardless — but be prepared yourself (bring an umbrella).
food We normally just get our groceries from IGA as we swing through Mount Barker (~20 mins from the Porongurups), but we don’t run your life so do whatever you want. There are the Porongurup Tea Rooms, Karribank and other assorted wineries around if you want some lunch or breaky. If you get stuck, Albany is only 45 mins away.
Colourful cocktail with farm footwear. For the blokes, think suit jackets or collared shirts with ties. For the ladies, knee-length to midi dresses.
It’s going to be cold and we’ll be outdoors. It could be muddy — so wear appropriate shoes. Kingsley has asked for no high heels indoors, but if you even make it to the doorway wearing stilettos we’ll be impressed.
No solid burgundy — that’s what the bridesmaids are in.
ceremony We just want to party with you all, so don't expect one.
gift registry We aren’t really looking for this — your presence is our gift. Due to demand though, we will have a wishing well for white goods for our future home (we have nothing except a microwave). So if you would like to give anything, feel free to pop an envelope or card in there. We encourage you to list what white good you’d like to put it towards, so we have an excuse to write your name on it for you to point at when you stay with us.
parking If you’re not staying within walking distance, that’s a bit lame. On the night, try parking on the driveway as you first pull into the homestead — if you can see the marquee opening you’re probs too close (the sunset will be prettier not over your cars).
photos Take them! We have got a mate taking some, but we'd love to see it from your eyes. We can do an AirDrop or (if you have bad phone taste) a Google Photos transfer on Sunday. I’ll probs also share some albums for everyone to add to after.
MUD MAPS
Bolganup Homestead, 1978 Porongurup Rd, Porongurup WA 6324